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How do churches help the poor?

They share their prophets.

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1. What do you call a trivial falsehood?

A faketoid.

2. What's 5 Q + 5 Q?

10 Q. You're welcome.

3. I heard of a basketball player that hooked up with his ex-girlfriend recently after they broke up.

They had rebound sex.

4. A baseball dad joke

Q: What would you expect from a baseball player who brings a tube of toothpaste to the plate? A: >!The squeeze play.!<

5. My wife asked me if I was certain I wanted her to stitch and hem my clothing.

I said "yes, no, maybe sew."

6. My grandpa once told me, 'When people are mean to you, just kill them with kindness.' I thought that was sweet advice

Until I found out Kindness is the name of his gun.

7. My buddy was sad because he was caught inside a hole.

He was stuck in a depression.

8. As I am getting older I decided to do a philosophy course

Three weeks in the professor asks me how am I doing, I stared at him blankly and said “I know nothing” he congratulates me and says “Well done, you are really getting it”

9. Studies have shown Pink Himalayan salt can have sleep benefits.

Or if you need to stay more alert, you can try Pink Himastandin.

10. What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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